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| UNDER CONSTRUCTION.......AGAIN |
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| EVER WONDER WHAT YOUR CAT THINKS? |
Youre an experiment in Artificial Stupidity. Your Slinky's kinked. Youre a few clowns short of a circus. Youre a few fries short of a Happy Meal. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. A few peas short of a casserole. Don't have all your cornflakes in one box. Your wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. One taco short of a combination plate. A few feathers short of a duck. The cheese slid off your cracker. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. An intellect rivalled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Don't know much but lead the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Forgot to pay your brain bill. Your sewing machine's out of thread. Your antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. Your belt doesn't go through all the loops. If you had another brain, it would be lonely. Missing a few buttons on your remote control. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Several nuts short of a full pouch. Skylight leaks a little. Surfing in Nebraska. Too much yardage between the goal posts. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer | ||||||||||||||||
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